Saturday, August 18, 2007

Jerry McNerney Facts



Jerry McNerney Facts:


McNerney can divide by zero.


While urinating, McNerney is easily capable of welding titanium.


There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just McNerney.


Time waits for no man. Unless that man is McNerney.


Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a McNerneytatorship.


Jerry McNerney is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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